10 Best Ways to Celebrate Memorial Day with Corporate Swag

Memorial Day is right around the corner, and you know what that means: a chance for a forced-zeitgeisty listicle. We've been working hard to help you have your best Memorial day.

1. Wear a t-shirt

It's going to be warm. You're going to need a shirt. We sell those.

2. Wear a different t-shirt

Maybe you spilled something on the first one. Maybe you just like options. Either way, we have more than one.

3. Put a sticker on your cooler

Every cooler at every cookout is the same cooler. A Whalesync sticker fixes that. Now it's your cooler. You're welcome.

4. Show up in the sneakers

Someone at the barbecue will ask about them. You'll say "they're from a data-sync company." The conversation will be awkward but the envy will be genuine.

5. Gift a hat to the host

People bring wine. Be different. Bring a hat. No one has ever been upset about receiving a hat. This is an undefeated move.

6. Use your tote bag for groceries

You're picking up buns, chips, and that one weird dip nobody eats but somebody always buys. Carry it all in a bag that says you care about databases and looking good.

7. Wear matching merch with a friend

Coordinate outfits. Show up in twin Whalesync tees. When people ask if you planned it, say no.

8. Drape a towel over your lawn chair

We don't sell towels yet. But when we do, this tip is going to be incredible.

9. Start a conversation about syncing data

This has nothing to do with swag. But you're at a party wearing a Whalesync shirt and someone's going to ask. Lean in.

10. Buy something from THE POD

It's your reward for making it to number 10.

Happy Memorial Day. Stay cool, wear good stuff, and remember that the best swag comes from your data infrastructure providers.